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Northern Territory Australia

 

 

Monthly Newsletter June 2007

 

 

 

Sponsoring Dealer:

1143 Stuart Highway

11 Mile

PINELANDS NT 0829

 

www.ntmotorcyclecentre.com.au

 

Oliver Dunkel

 
SPONSORING DEALER

NT Motorcycle Centre

1143 Stuart Highway, 11 Mile

PINELANDS NT  0829

Ph:       08 8939 0390

Fax:      08 8939 0300

Web: www.ntmotorcyclecentre.com.au

Email: oliver@ntmotorcyclecentre.com.au

Darwin HOG Postal Address

PO Box 39831 WINNELLIE NT 0821

Website: http://darwinhog.110mb.com

PUBLIC OFFICER

Peter Cursaro

Ph:         08 8939 0390

email:    @ntmotorcyclecentre.com.au

MEMBERSHIP OFFICER

Jo Donnolley

Ph:        08 8932 6900 (H)

Mob:    0417 720 222

email: neatrim.nt@bigpond.com

ROAD CAPTAIN

Phill Alexander (Krasha)

Ph:        N/A

Mob:    0417 313 095

email: krasha1@bigpond.com

DIRECTOR

Dave Hartree (Hoot’n)

Ph:        08 8939 0390 (W)

Mob:    0412 581 401

email: hootn@bigpond.net.au

SAFETY OFFICER

Geoff Theodore

Ph:        08 8932 6900 (H)

Mob:    0407 654.006

email: neatrim.nt@bigpond.com

ASSISTANT DIRECTOR/

MOTORCYCLE SAFETY LIAISON

Mick Luke (Swoop)

Ph:       08 8984 3844 (W)

Mob:    0407 395 173

email: swoop69@gmail.com

PHOTOGRAPHER

Brian Sweeting

Ph:          N/A

Mob:    0439 884 085

email:    xena39@austarnet.com.au

SECRETARY

Sharon Pfeifer

Ph:       08 8932 4464

Mob:   

email:    sharonpfeifer@bigpond.com

LADIES OF HARLEY

Michelle Redding (Shell)

Ph:        08 8988 9467 (H)

Mob:    0417 875 779

email: belgravehomes@bigpond.com

TREASURER

Geoff Theodore

Ph:        08 8932 6900 (H)

Mob:    0407 654.006

email: neatrim.nt@bigpond.com

HISTORIAN

Mark Dobie

Ph:          N/A

Mob:    0404977572

email:    N/A

EDITOR

Suellen Drinkwater

Ph:       08 8984 2430 (W)

Mob:    0418 828 982

email: hogdarwin@gmail.com

PROPERTY OFFICER

Shane Doody (Doods)

Ph:       08 8988 9467 (H)

Mob:    0413 128 660

email: belgravehomes@bigpond.com

ACTIVITIES OFFICER

Paul Turner

Ph:        N/A

Mob:    0429 992 154

email:    paulcturner@yahoo.com

WEBMASTER

Richard Tokarczyk (Rat)

Ph:       08 8927 6636 (H)

Mob:    0424 774 449

email: ozzient@internode.on.net

 

 

DirectoR’S Report

With Dave “Hoot’n” Hartree

Text Box: R.A.N.T.

Rider Awareness Week

Please find attached to this newsletter a poster promoting Rider Awareness Week which commences Sunday (tomorrow) week.

Please distribute it to your fellow motorcycling friends, club members, family etc. and if inclined post on notice boards at your work, favourite watering hole etc.

We at RANT hope you and others can join us on a few, if not all of the events, and send a clear message to NT Government and the wider community that there are a lot of us out there sharing the road.

If interested in going to the RAW Dinner please get back to me either on my mobile 0418 830 410 or via email to digbyh@ozemail.com.au

Regards

Digby
President
Rider Awareness Northern Territory

Greetings again fellow HOGgies and welcome to another issue. I would like to know who keeps pushing the fast forward button on the calendar as the months seem to pass too damn quickly. Another dry season is in full swing and as usual for this time of year, there seem to be too many things on all at once.

May was a bit of a shambles in regards to our ride calendar, with very little interest shown for the triangle ride which was duly cancelled, no Mother’s Day event (for the first time in years), and almost no interest in the National Motoring Heritage Day. We had to call off the dinner at Sea Dogs due to a lack of response, and we will not have a club presence at the Shannon’s Motoring Extravaganza, culminating in the launch of Rider Awareness Week.

About 12 bikes did turn up for a ride to the Bark Hut on the Sunday of the May Day long weekend and was a good day out.

The Harley-Davidson Demo ride day was well attended and my thanks go to everyone that helped out, especially Paul Turner, our new Activities Officer, who took control of the bbq.

Many thanks go to Paul Marchant for his efforts as Activities Officer until resigning at our last meeting. Paul Turner has since stepped up to fill the position, welcome aboard to you.  (Maybe this position should just be named Paul)

At our last meeting it was decided that we would hold our next meeting at the Darwin Showgrounds to have extra hands to set up our club display for the Shannon’s Car & Bike show, but as we are not having a display, June’s monthly meeting will be held at Geoff’s shed, Top End Upholsterers, on Friday 1st June commencing at 6.30pm. [Stop Press:  We now have 6 bikes for the show. Was not certain @ time Dave wrote his report.  Ed.]

At this stage we have about 12 starters for the Tri Chapter Challenge to be held at Renner Springs over the Queen’s Birthday long weekend, for any & all that are attending, please be advised that the main group will be departing NT Motorcycle Centre at 7.00 am on Saturday 9th June. I believe Doods, Shell, and Dylan are departing on Friday sometime, so if you want to leave earlier get in touch with Shane.

As you are aware, we are hosting the 7th N.T. Rally over the Darwin Cup long weekend in August, and registration forms have been emailed to all on our contact list. It would be great if we could be well supported by the membership so if you don’t have other plans, please consider attending our rally in Batchelor and register as soon as you are able so we can have some idea of the number to cater for.

June’s events are follows:

  • Fri 1st: Monthly meeting
  • Sat 2nd & Sun 3rd: Shannon’s Motoring Extravaganza
  • Sun 3rd – Sat 9th: Rider Awareness Week (event timetable to be circulated)
  • Sat 9th-Mon 11th: Tri Chapter Challenge at Renner Springs
  • Fri 22nd-Sun 24th: V8 Super Cars
  • Sat 30th: Ulysses “Werewolf 3” full moon night ride to Corroboree Park Tavern
  • Sun 1st July: Cracker Night

 

I hope to see you out on the road,

 

Hootn


ASSISTANT DirectoR’S Report

With Mick “Swoop” Luke

 

Text Box: The Meaty Bites Diet

I have three dogs and I was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at BigW and standing in line at the check out.

The woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 20 kilos before I woke up in intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.


Stupid b1tch... why else would I buy dog food??

Due to only one entry into the bike burnout competition for this weekends Shannon's Motoring Extravaganza, this event has been cancelled, Hogs are thanked for their supplying of the burnout pad and it is no longer required. The only entrant a HOG member will be reimbursed his application money at the meeting Friday night.

 

Members who are putting their bikes in for display (6), will they please have them in by 7.00pm Friday night? We are allocated the same area as last year, bunting will be put up during the day to mark of our area, if you like to add anything to your display ie lights, flags you are encouraged to do so.

 

Regards

 

 

Mick

 

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EditorESS

With Sue Drinkwater

 

 

Once again, many thanks to all the people who have sent me items to include in the newsletter, in particular Brian (and Gavin?) Sweeting and Kim Rudolph for their brilliant photos, and Kim for her ride reports. I only regret that I can’t include everything due to space, time and file size issues.

 

If you have any items for the newsletter please email them to hogdarwin@gmail.com; please don’t send it to my personal address. (If I have to work out of two mailboxes, there’s every chance that I might miss something.)

 

Closing date for the July newsletter is Friday 22nd June 07.

 

Enjoy your riding

 

 

Sue

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WEBMASTER’S Report

With Richard “Rat” Tokarcyk

 

 

All photos received are on the website.

 

There is also a guest book you can sign and comment on the web site

 

Correct address for the Chapter web site is:

http://darwinhog.110mb.com

 

Regards

 

 

Rat
Ride to Bark Hut - 6th May -7

With Kim Rudolph

 

Text Box:  
The Riders
Photo: Kim Rudolph
Meeting up on the Arnhem Highway, just after the traffic lights, it was surprising to see our 'little' ride had turned into so many bikes. How amazing such an innocent 'let's go for a ride' can turn into a main attraction. It was impressive.

 

The preliminary photos out the way; it was time for some serious riding.

 

'Captain' Phil took the lead (Felt rather weird not having Hoot'n setting the pace).

Text Box:  
Sue & HD
Photo: Kim Rudolph

I'm so glad that Hubby can handle my shifting weight as I swivelled this way and that, trying to get the best shot of the bikes behind us. This isn't always easy. Sometimes the glare of the sun doesn't permit a glimpse of what I'm taking a photo of so I have to take pot luck. Sometimes I manage to get bike, sometimes road, sometimes sky. The one of us on the wrong side of the road, overtaking, while oncoming traffic drew ever closer would've been a great one had I thought to take it!

 

Text Box:  
Paul and Peta
Photo: Kim Rudolph
First stop, Corroboree. Refreshments and a gander at the local attractions: some pigs, a half-dozen bulls and a couple of crocs. It was good to catch up with Sharon and Gary, Pete and Paul, Graham and Sharon, Lisa and Brad, and some new faces. Sue didn't show me her nipples today, but I did get a look at HD. Thought he was pretty cute. And then we were off again to Bark Hut. I'd almost forgotten we hadn't actually reached our destination! Drinking beer and soaking up the company makes a person rather mellow J.

 

Text Box:  
Three “Likely Lads”
Photo: Kim Rudolph
I soon woke up though when I realised that hubby didn't have the throttle screwed all the way to the stops just to get there quicker: He was after photos! Say cheese everyone, but you only have nano-seconds before we're off again. Thank goodness for digital cameras!

 

We arrived at Bark Hut to share some food with the local goose patrol, have a drink or two and then head home…after the mandatory stop at Humpy Doo Pub of course.

 

 

Another great day in paradise!

 

 

Kim


The Race

With Paul Turner

 

I raced a Harley yesterday and after some really hard riding I managed to PASS the guy with the number “HOOTN”. I was riding on one of those really, really twisting sections of mountain road with no straight sections to speak of and where most of the bends have warning signs that say "MAX SPEED 50 KPH".

I knew if I was going to pass one of those monsters with those big-cubic-inch motors, it would have to be a place like this where handling and rider skill are more important than horsepower alone.

 

I saw the guy up ahead as I exited one of the turns and knew I could catch him, but it wouldn't be easy. I concentrated on my braking and cornering. Three corners later, I was on his mudguard. Catching him was one thing; passing him would prove to be another.

 

Two corners later, I pulled up next to him as we sailed down the mountain. I think he was shocked to see me next to him, as I nearly got by him before he could recover. Next corner, same thing. I'd manage to pull up next to him as we started to enter the corners but when we came out he'd get on the throttle and out-power me. His horsepower was almost too much to overcome, but this only made me more determined than ever.

 

My only hope was to out-brake him. I held off squeezing the lever until the last instant. I kept my nerve while he lost his. In an instant I was by him. Corner after corner, I could hear the roar of his engine as he struggled to keep up. Three more miles to go before the road straightens out and he would pass me for good.

 

But now I was in the lead and he would no longer hold me back. I stretched out my lead and by the time we reached the bottom of the canyon, he was more than a full corner behind. I could no longer see him in my rear-view mirror.

 

Once the road did straighten out, it seemed like it took miles before he passed me, but it was probably just a few hundred yards. I was no match for that kind of horsepower, but it was done. In the tightest section of road, where bravery and skill count for more than horsepower and deep pockets, I had passed him. Though it was not easy, I had won the race to the bottom of the mountain and I had preserved the proud tradition of one of the best bits of Brit iron.

 

I will always remember that moment. I don't think I've ever pedalled so hard in my life. And, some of the credit must go to Raleigh cycles, as well. They really make a great bicycle...

 

 

Received the above pictures from Rob Thomas and Brian Sweeting. (Must be doing the rounds on the web.)  I want one!  Can you see yourself hooning down Darwin High School hill or Botanic Road on one of these things?

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Text Box: This Week’s Quiz


Psychopath Test 
(alias the Suzie Kapeller logic equation)

Read this question, then try to answer it. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has got it right.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. 

A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?

Give this some thought before you answer.


[Answer next month]
With Michelle “Shell” Redding

 

 

Hi HOGgies

 

Included in this newsletter is a flyer for the Dragons Abreast Raffle.

 

Prizes are:

 

1st Prize:             Estee Lauder gift Pack valued at $500

2nd Prize:             Dr Lewinn’s Private Formula Gift Pack valued at $360

3rd Prize:             De Longhi Essenza Fizzy Fuschia Coffee Machine valued at $299

4th  Prize:              A’Kin Anti-Wrinkle Gift Pack valued at $290

 

Tickets are $2 each or a book of 10 for $20.

 

Buy a ticket – it’s for a very good cause.

 

Cheers

 

Shell

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Tech Talk

With Charlie “MadDog” Caden

 

 

Checking up on oils the other night and found out Harley oil is now made in Venezuela, owned by Hugo Chavez. (Must have been the lowest bidder.)  It was made by Sunaco - makes you wonder what you are putting in your bike, that is if you use Harley oil.  Stick to Mobil1 synthetic oil - you can't go wrong

 

Time is running out to get those little jobs done on your bike before you go on the trips to Renner and the Rally.

 

Hope Sue has her bike back and running OK if she has any money left. Might have to ride the Yamaha. [Hiss, spit. I don’t think so, Jo! BBiW’s back, and running fine, thanks Charlie.  Ed.]

 

If you’re not sure of something on your bike ask before it breaks or lets you down, because you will be a long way between stops in the middle of nowhere.

 

See you all at the next meeting.

 

 

MadDog

 

 

 


 

 

 

Text Box: Photos by Brian Sweeting  & Kim Rudolph

 

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



CALENDAR OF EVENTS’ FOR June 07

Date

Event

Details

Friday 1st June 07

Monthly Meeting

Top End Upholsterers & Motor Trimmers

18 Adams Road

Palmerston

Saturday 2nd &

Sunday 3rd June

Shannon’s Motoring Extravaganza

Showgrounds

Sunday 3rd –

Saturday 9th June

Rider Awareness Week

Event timetable to be circulated

Saturday 9th –

Monday 11th June

Tri Chapter Challenge

Renner Springs

Friday 22nd –

Sunday 24th June

V8 Super Cars

Hidden Valley

Saturday 30th June

Ulysses “Werewolf III”

Full-moon night ride to Corroboree Tavern

 

 

QUIZ ANSWERS  (from last month)

 

 

1.       The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know  the score or the leader until the contest ends . . Boxing

 

2.       North American landmark constantly moving backwards. Niagara Falls (The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.)

 

3.       Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons . . asparagus and rhubarb.

 

4.       The fruit with its seeds on the outside . . strawberry.

 

5.       How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle. (The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire  growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.)

 

6.       Three English words beginning with dw . . dwarf, dwell and dwindle.

 

7.       Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar . Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.

 

8.       The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh . . lettuce.

 

9.       Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with "s": Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.

 

 

 

DRAGONS ABREAST AUSTRALIA

Raffle in aid of breast cancer research

 

 

Dragons Abreast Australia (DAA), in conjunction with its Simply the Breast Mothers Day Yacht Race, is holding a raffle with all proceeds to be donated to the National Breast Cancer Foundation (NBCF) to further its wonderful work in the field of breast cancer research.  

 

NBCF is the only organisation in Australia undertaking this much needed work, helping to place Australia at the forefront of breast cancer research and providing better outcomes for the 1 in 10 Australian women to be diagnosed each year.

 

 

1st Prize:          Estee Lauder gift Pack valued at $500

2nd Prize:          Dr Lewinn’s Private Formula Gift Pack valued at $360

3rd Prize:          De Longhi Essenza Fizzy Fuschia Coffee Machine valued at $299

4th  Prize:           A’Kin Anti-Wrinkle Gift Pack valued at $290

 

 

Tickets are $2 each or a book of 10 for $20.

 

The winners will be drawn at the Darwin Sailing Club on Monday 4 June 2007.  Everyone who buys a ticket is invited to join us for the raffle draw at the DSC between 6:00 and 7:00pm  for drinks and nibbles.  A  special prize draw will be held for those present!

 

To order a book or books of tickets fill in the following information and fax the form to  08 89410821 , or post to GPO Box 1948 Darwin  NT  0801.

 

 

Name:   ……………………………………………………………………………………………     

Address:  …...………………………………………………………………………….………….

Email:   ………..            ………………………………………     Tel.  …………………………………

Number of books required @ $20 each     …..       Total Value  ……….

I enclose cheque / money order to the value of      $............         

OR

Please debit my credit card as follows:    Mastercard / Visa / Bankcard

Acct No.           …………  /  ………… / ………. / ………….          Expires:   …… / ………

Name on card:   …………………………………………………………….

Signature of card holder: ………………………………………………..

 

 

For further information email contact@dragonsabreast.com.au or tel. 08 89418923.  Your support is very much appreciated!

 


 

Department of HOG Business Affairs

 

Know and support your local HOG members’ businesses

 

Phill’s Painting Service

“Old Fashioned Quality & Value”

All work guaranteed

Ph: 8927 2319  Mob: 0417 313 095

Phill Alexander (Krasha)

Snap-On Tools

Selling all workshop, mechanical tools and associated products.

Ph: 0409 413 418

Kevin O’Shaughnessy (Kev)

Top End Upholsterers &

Motor Trimmers

18 Adams Road

Palmerston

Ph: 8932 6900

Geoff Theodore (Roasted)

Palmerston Computerized Embroidery

Warehouse 6/41 Georgina Crescent

Palmerston

Ph: 8932 6507 Fax: 8932 8755

John Chibnall (Madcow)

Guitar Lessons

By Mark Muffler

$30 per hour

30 Years’ experience

10/30 Pruen Road, Berrimah.

Ph: 0406 259 080

Delta Electrics

1751 Coonawarra Rd

Winnellie

Ph: 8984 4033 Fax: 8947 0421

John White – Finance Manager

Damages Domain

Check out the web page at

damagesdomain.tripod.com

Biker events photo gallery

S&J Painting Service

30 years’ experience

Ph 0427 987 107

Steve & Jenny

Bridgestone Tyre Centre

Anictomatis Road

Tivendale Estate

Ph 8984 3844

Mick Luke (Swoop)

Is this the space for YOUR ad??

 

If you want your business to be included in this newsletter, and are a financial member of the Darwin Chapter for 2007, please forward your business details to hogdarwin@gmail.com

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Web links & Nerdy Stuff

 

A VERY SMART ENGLISH GOPHER! See if you can work the trick out:

http://www.learnenglish.org.uk/games/magic-gopher-central.swf

 

 

 

 

DARWIN CHAPTER

LOCAL CHAPTER MEMBER ENROLMENT FORM AND RELEASE

 

Applicant’s Name:  

Residential Address:....................................................................................................................................

Postal Address:         ......................................................................................................................................

Telephone:                 ............................................................... (H):.............................................................. (W)

                                        ...................................................................................................................................... (Mobile)

Facsimile:                    ......................................................................................................................................

Email:                           ......................................................................................................................................

HOG Number:          Chapter #:                                   International #:...............................................

Expiration Date:        Local:   31 December 2007    International Expiry:.....................................

Chapter Name:          Darwin Chapter

Dealer City & State: Darwin NT

I have read the Annual charter for the HARLEY Owners Groupฎ (H.O.G.) and hereby agree to abide by it as a member of this dealer sponsored chapter.

 

I recognise that while the Darwin Chapter is chartered with H.O.G., it remains a separate, independent entity solely responsible for its actions.

THIS IS A RELEASE, READ BEFORE SIGNING.

I agree that the Sponsoring Dealer, H.O.G., Harley-Davidson, Inc. Harley-Davidson Motor Company, and the Darwin Chapter and their respective officers, directors, employees and agents (hereinafter the “Released Parties”) shall not be liable or responsible for injury to me (including paralysis or death) or damage to property occurring during any H.O.G. or H.O.G. chapter activities, and resulting from acts or omissions occurring during the performance of the duties of the Released Parties, even where the injury or damage is caused by negligence (except wilful neglect). I understand and agree that all H.O.G. members and their guests participate voluntarily and at their own risk in all H.O.G. activities and I assume all risks of injury and damage arising out of the conduct of such activities. I release and hold Released Parties harmless for any injury or loss to my person or property which may result from my participation in H.O.G. activities and event(s). I understand that this means that I agree not to sue the Released Parties for any injury or resulting damage to myself or my property arising from, or in connection with, the performance of their Chapter duties in sponsoring, planning or conduction said event(s).

WAIVER OF RIGHTS UNDER STATUTES

I further agree to waive all benefits flowing from any statute which would negate or limit the scope of this Release, Indemnification and Assumption of Risk agreement. By signing this Release, I certify that I have read this Release and fully understand it and that I am not relying on any statement or representations made by the Released Parties.

 

Applicant’s signature:......................................................................................   Date:...................................................

 

Witness:..............................................................................................................   Date:...................................................

 

Local Dues Paid:   $25.00           Receipt No:..................................................   Date:...................................................

 

(Return form to your local Chapter by handing in at the next monthly meeting to the Treasurer or post to NT Motorcycle Centre

PO Box 39831, Winnellie, NT 0821)


 

 

 

Next Committee Meeting:

Date:    1st June 07

Where: Top End Upholsterers,

When:  6:30 pm

 

Invitation from Heretics

 

Gday to you all,

Would like to invite you and your club to a fundraising event for the Henbury School.

This will be held at the HERETICS club house at 54 Farrar Boulevard, FARRAR on Saturday the 7th of July at 7.30pm. There will be the band DENS MOB playing for your enjoyment and there will also be a barbeque available.

 

The entrance fee is five dollars per person, which will go to the school.

 

 

 

National HOG Rally 2007

Nuriootpa beckons!

Barossa Valley SA!!

26-28 October 2007

 

 

Victoria State HOG Rally

2 – 4 November 07

 

Closing Date for the July Newsletter

Friday 22nd June 07