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Northern Territory Australia

 

 

Monthly Newsletter May 2007

 

 

 

Sponsoring Dealer:

1143 Stuart Highway

11 Mile

PINELANDS NT 0829

 

www.ntmotorcyclecentre.com.au

 

Oliver Dunkel

 
SPONSORING DEALER

NT Motorcycle Centre

1143 Stuart Highway, 11 Mile

PINELANDS NT  0829

Ph:       08 8939 0390

Fax:      08 8939 0300

Web: www.ntmotorcyclecentre.com.au

Email: oliver@ntmotorcyclecentre.com.au

Darwin HOG Postal Address

PO Box 39831 WINNELLIE NT 0821

Website: http://darwinhog.110mb.com

PUBLIC OFFICER

Peter Cursaro

Ph:         08 8939 0390

email:    @ntmotorcyclecentre.com.au

MEMBERSHIP OFFICER

Jo Donnolley

Ph:        08 8932 6900 (H)

Mob:    0417 720 222

email: neatrim.nt@bigpond.com

ROAD CAPTAIN

Phill Alexander (Krasha)

Ph:        N/A

Mob:    0417 313 095

email: krasha1@bigpond.com

DIRECTOR

Dave Hartree (Hoot’n)

Ph:        08 8939 0390 (W)

Mob:    0412 581 401

email: hootn@bigpond.net.au

SAFETY OFFICER

Geoff Theodore

Ph:        08 8932 6900 (H)

Mob:    0407 654.006

email: neatrim.nt@bigpond.com

ASSISTANT DIRECTOR/

MOTORCYCLE SAFETY LIAISON

Mick Luke (Swoop)

Ph:       08 8984 3844 (W)

Mob:    0407 395 173

email: swoop69@gmail.com

PHOTOGRAPHER

Brian Sweeting

Ph:          N/A

Mob:    0439 884 085

email:    xena39@austarnet.com.au

SECRETARY

Sharon Pfeifer

Ph:       08 8932 4464

Mob:   

email:    sharonpfeifer@bigpond.com

LADIES OF HARLEY

Michelle Redding (Shell)

Ph:        08 8988 9467 (H)

Mob:    0417 875 779

email: belgravehomes@bigpond.com

TREASURER

Geoff Theodore

Ph:        08 8932 6900 (H)

Mob:    0407 654.006

email: neatrim.nt@bigpond.com

HISTORIAN

Mark Dobie

Ph:          N/A

Mob:    0404977572

email:    N/A

EDITORESS

Suellen Drinkwater

Ph:       08 8984 2430 (W)

Mob:    0418 828 982

email: hogdarwin@gmail.com

PROPERTY OFFICER/V.I.

Shane Doody (Doods)

Ph:       08 8988 9467 (H)

Mob:    0413 128 660

email: belgravehomes@bigpond.com

ACTIVITIES OFFICER

Paul Marchant

Ph:        08 89844955 (W)

Mob:    0423426384

email: paulimarchant@yahoo.com.au

WEBMASTER

Richard Tokarczyk (Rat)

Ph:       08 8927 6636 (H)

Mob:    0424 774 449

email: ozzient@internode.on.net

 

 

DirectoRS Report

With Dave “Hoot’n” Hartree

 

 

Welcome members to another edition. It would appear that the Dry Season has arrived and it’s time to give your bike a good wash and polish and get out showing it off on the road.

I have been able to get out for a couple of club rides that we held over the past month, Easter Monday was a top ride going to Buley’s rockhole for the day and then the ride to Hayes Creek and home via the scenic route (which had a couple of pillions questioning the joys of motorcycling) to Adelaide River. I thoroughly enjoyed the rides and the company so thank you to all that managed to attend.

We are about to be inundated with motorcyclists as the participants of the RFDS Long Ride arrive at their destination, and we welcome one and all to our fine city and hope we have a good turnout for the ride into Litchfield National Park.

May Day long weekend looks as if it will be a top weekend, riding the triangle, so if you want to come along give Paul our Activities Officer a ring and register your interest.

On a more solemn note I offer the Chapter’s condolences to the family and friends of Keerin O’Shea on the news of his passing. A staunch member of the Mount Isa Chapter, Keerin was a shining example of the HOG spirit of fellowship and brotherhood, and will be sadly missed by all that had the pleasure of knowing him.

Our next chapter meeting is at Top End Upholsterers, 18 Adams road, at 6.30pm on Friday 4th May, I hope to see a few of you there.

Dates to remember for May:

·   5th, 6th, 7th: Triangle Ride – Cooinda, Pine Creek, Darwin. Advise Paul (Activities Officer) if attending.

·   13th: Mother’s Day – (Possible outing for meal at SeaDogs Cullen Bay Italian Open air Restaurant) – TBC

·   19th: Harley-Davidson and Buell Demonstrator fleet at NT Motorcycle Centre, require Hog members for Road Captain/Tail End Charlie duties and BBQ. Come and ride a model that is different from your own bike.

·   20th: National Motoring Heritage Day

 

Up the hill, led by Krasha

(Window on the Wetlands Ride)

Photo: Kim Rudolph

 

HOGs on the Rocks

(Buley Rockhole)

Photo: Sue Drinkwater

 

Take care and get out on the road and enjoy your motorcycle,

 

Hootn

 

 

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WEBMASTERS Report

With Richard “Rat” Tokarcyk

 

 

The photos for Buley Rockhole and Hayes Creek brunch are now on the website.

 

There is also a guest book you can sign and comment on the web site

 

Correct address for the Chapter web site is:

http://darwinhog.110mb.com

 

Regards

 

Rat

 

 

 


 

Ms. Editor

With Sue Drinkwater

 

 

Hello all!

 

Only two people got back to me re the deliberate “April Fool” silliness in last month’s newsletter:

Graeme “Angry” Tilbury - very quick off the mark: found it almost as soon as I had sent out the newsletter and John “Madcow” Chibnall, who was almost as quick.

 

Sorry, chaps – no prizes!  Just the fame and glory of having your name recorded for posterity in this illustrious publication. . .  J

 

(Phill “Krasha” Alexander found it too, a couple of days afterwards, but that’s to be expected, as it was in his article, heh heh. All his email said was “Smart arse”, so I guess he knew the answer.)

 

Make sure you read Charlie’s “Tech Talk” section in this issue. (I recently had a cam tensioner scare with my bike, which in the end turned out to be the very rare Harley Davidson disease “Nipplus Falloffus”, where the nipples [in truth, they look more like willies than nipples] that squirt oil under the pistons to cool them broke/vibrated off and fell into the motor and got chomped up. Ouch. Definitely not fixable on the road, that one.) 

 

Kim Rudolph has sent me some excellent photos of both the Windows on the Wetlands ride and last Sunday’s ride to Litchfield Park with the riders from The RFDS Long Ride. It’s a shame that I don’t have room for all of them, so I’ll send them to Rat for the web page. She has also written a very good account of the ride, which you will find later in this newsletter. Thanks go to Sue and Paul for supplying lunch on the day.

 

Keep smiling!

 

Sue

 

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Membership Officers Report

With Jo Donnolley

 

 

 

 

Text Box:  
HOG Darwin Chapter wishes a warm welcome to the following new members:

Adam Hasler
Terry Hockey

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JUST FOR FUn

 

 

JOKES

Compliments of Jesse

 

·         What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Their middle name.    [Heh heh – I like that one. Ed]

 

·         Allison: "It seems that everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other."

Jesse:  "Well, I guess that's why I've got two ears."

 

·         This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What'll ya have?"

The seal says, "Anything but a Canadian club."

 

·         "It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one."

 

·         Be optimistic: all the people you hate are going to eventually die..

 

And remember:

Amateurs... . . .built the Ark.

Professionals...built the Titanic

 

 

Boom boom.

 

“Angle Parking” demo by Madcow

Photo: Madcow

 
Text Box:  
Never piss off a guy that owns a backhoe….
Photo: Internet (Mick)
The Construction Industry

 

QUIZ

 

This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers.

 

1.       Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

2.       What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

3.       Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

4.       What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

5.       In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

6.       Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw" and they are all common words. Name two of them.

7.       There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?

8.       Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.

9.       Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter "S."

 

(Answers Next Issue)


Litchfield Park Ride – 29 April 07

By Kim Rudolph

 

Text Box:  
“What the. . . .??”
Photo: Kim Rudolph
We were waiting up by Virginia for a few strays to turn up before the big run and watched as bike after bike flew past, on their way to the meet-up at Noonamah. When we finally got there it was surprising to see so few bikes –mostly Rice burners at that! Where were the Harleys? Always on the look-out for them, I did manage to spot a Cobalt-blue Fat Boy. I was all over it with my camera when I noticed a fella leering at me close by. It was the owner, a fella named Ripper. When he realised I wasn’t going to take off with his baby he warmed up to me. He’s having a problem with ants at the moment. They’ve decided to nest somewhere under his tank and his seat. Hopefully the vibrations have rocked them loose since then!

After about ten minutes of camera clicking, more Harleys showed up, eventually becoming a kind-of neat row of about thirty of them. More chatting, more camera waving, and then some good words from Hoot’n about riding etiquette… When the timing was right we made a move.

60+ bikes turned up for the run and Hoot’n actually took it easy for a change! (He did tell the old man, he wanted to make it leisurely and keep the group together (Rudy thinks maybe the hard night before slowed him down, as a few others were suffering as well))

Along the way we saw this mad bugger driving a car on the wrong side of the road, with another mad bugger sticking his head out of the window taking photos of us as they went past. It was none other than Bryan and his brother! They drove alongside of us, double white lines dividing us, around the bend, oblivious to anything on their side of the road… Hope you got lots of good pics!

Good to see no-one got thrown off over the railway line to Litchfield… few sore bums though! My kidneys haven’t stopped complaining. Don’t recommend taking photos on the back of bikes over that one!

Text Box:  
Rocky on his Goldwing
Photo: Sue Drinkwater
Further on, we were all merrily riding away, all staggered and neat, when a red flash zooms past, flicking up rocks and dust in his wake. I thought for a minute that he was going to overtake Hoot’n and keep going. Perhaps that was just wishful thinking. I also thought I was the only one who thought this lad was a dickhead without respect for anyone or thing. The little Aussie flag pinging away in the breeze should’ve given it away, or the loud music thumping back at us, or maybe it could’ve been so much bike (a fully-dressed Honda Goldwing (Rudy reckons it was a big red, two wheeled Winnebago) and so little man… hmmm.

At Wangi Falls I spotted the red machine. I had to get a closer look. Sure enough, the name on the back said it all – and even that wasn’t the chap’s name: Rocky. It was his dog’s name! Was it a Pitbull, I hear you ask? Maybe a Blue Heeler? No, it was a Terrier of sorts – the kind that little old women have – the kind you want to use as a footy! This guy should’ve known better than to pull the stunt he did today. He was at least 50-something. I think he might’ve been chatted to because I noticed he was a little shame-faced upon landing and we didn’t see too much of him on the way out. Let’s hope he learned a lesson!

Hunty & Friend

Photo: Kim Rudolph

He was the only exception though. Everyone else was full of good manners and had many good things to say about Darwin and our Chapter. So many thanks go to Sue and Paul Whitmore, and their trusty sidekick, Ann, for supplying the spread at lunch. What a feast! It was impressive as hell and we’ll no doubt expect something similar on our next ride! Maybe we should all take it in turns to supply the food? My old man says a couple of kilos of Kabanas should do nicely!!

At Wangi a few of us made an executive decision…we were off to the pub at Batchelor while Hoot’n led the charge for Buley Rock Hole to cool off. Some went for a swim (the visitors) while some (the locals) just watched (water was too cold apparently, except for Rats little finger, or so he says). As we headed off to Batchelor, with the thirst building to new heights, we looked back and to our surprise, our group

of six bikes grew to about twenty; I guess we weren’t the only ones to opt for getting wet inside rather than out.

A few empty bottles, burps and stories were had at Batchelor before the swim team arrived and our time to depart came.

It was a great day, but as usual on a ride, it went too damn quick!

 

Ride safe,  Kim

 

 

 

 

With Michelle “Shell” Redding

Hi all

 

Following is letter from Michelle Hanton of Dragons Abreast.

 

“Good afternoon all,

 

Mothers Day – Sunday 13th May – is also the day for Simply the Breast Yacht race! This is shaping up to be  wonderful day on the water and we are delighted to once again be able to offer luncheon cruises and, for the first time this year – a 'Munch' Cruise and for those who prefer to keep their feet on Terra Firma there is the luncheon at Crustaceans hosted by the Women's Network NT.

 

Appreciate if you can pass on to all your networks and place on office notice boards etc.

 

We also have boxes of Pink and White M&M's if anyone would like to sell them in their workplace for us.

 

 
Many thanks!

 

Michelle

 

 

Michelle Hanton

2004 Telstra Business Woman of the Year

Dragons Abreast Australia

GPO Box 1948

DARWIN  NT 0801

Tel: 08 89418923

Fax: 08 89410821

Mob: 0418 898082

www.dragonsabreast.com.au”

 

She also sent some flyers for Mothers Day functions, which will be emailed out to you all separately.

 

Cheers, Shell

 

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Tech Talk

With Charlie “MadDog” Caden

 

 

Well it's that time again how time flies when you spend all your time riding. Looks like every one is happy with their bikes and no one is going to have any problems. [Unless their nipples fall off, like my bike’s did. Ed]

 

Brought along my old cam chain tensioner last meeting to show what can happen if they let go on a trip, but no one was interested, so all I can say is I hope it doesn't happen to you, because you can't fix them on the road. If they let go, your trip will be ruined, so get them checked if you are over 30,000ks, for peace of mind. I will carry one with me and can change one - can you?

 

Noticed a recall on 2006 FXDWGI and 2007 FXDWG built between June 17, 2005 and December 4, 2006. These bikes have internally wired handlebars that have a potential to crack at the hole where the wires exit the handlebars between the handlebar clamps. Should these cracks progress to a point of breaking, the handlebar will break into two pieces. Recall campaign 0127. You can check any of these recalls on the Harley site in the service section just put your VIN number in and it will tell you if your bike has a recall.

 

 

MadDog

 

 

 

 

I know the middle pic isn’t a Harley, but check out Bundy the Dog on the ‘Busa

Photos: Kim Rudolph and Sue Drinkwater


CALENDAR OF EVENTS FOR MAy 07

 

 

 

Date

Event

Details

Friday 4th May 07

Monthly Meeting

Top End Upholsterers & Motor Trimmers

18 Adams Road

Palmerston

Saturday 5th May to

Monday 7th May

Triangle Ride

Cooinda, Pine Creek, Darwin

Advise Paul Marchant (Activities Officer) if you intend to attend.

Sunday 13th May

Mother’s Day

Support Dragons Abreast

Go to one of their functions

Saturday 19th May

Harley Davidson & Buell Demonstrator Fleet

NT Motorcycle Centre

Pinelands

Require Hog members for Road Captain/Tail End Charlie duties and BBQ. Come and ride a model that is different from your own bike

Sunday 20th May

National Motoring Heritage Day

Hidden Valley

Starting 10:00am

Sunday 27th May

Dinner at Sea Dogs

$10 pp for small pizza or Pasta

Let Charlie know by 20th May

 

 

 

Why not print this page and stick it to your fridge?

 

 

 

 


 

Department of HOG Business Affairs

 

Know and support your local HOG members’ businesses

 

Phill’s Painting Service

“Old Fashioned Quality & Value”

All work guaranteed

Ph: 8927 2319  Mob: 0417 313 095

Phill Alexander (Krasha)

Snap-On Tools

Selling all workshop, mechanical tools and associated products.

Ph: 0409 413 418

Kevin O’Shaughnessy (Kev)

Top End Upholsterers &

Motor Trimmers

18 Adams Road

Palmerston

Ph: 8932 6900

Geoff Theodore (Roasted)

Palmerston Computerized Embroidery

Warehouse 6/41 Georgina Crescent

Palmerston

Ph: 8932 6507 Fax: 8932 8755

John Chibnall (Madcow)

Guitar Lessons

By Mark Muffler

$30 per hour

30 Years’ experience

10/30 Pruen Road, Berrimah.

Ph: 0406 259 080

Delta Electrics

1751 Coonawarra Rd

Winnellie

Ph: 8984 4033 Fax: 8947 0421

John White – Finance Manager

Damages Domain

Check out the web page at

damagesdomain.tripod.com

Biker events photo gallery

S&J Painting Service

30 years’ experience

Ph 0427 987 107

Steve & Jenny

Bridgestone Tyre Centre

Anictomatis Road

Tivendale Estate

Ph 8984 3844

Mick Luke (Swoop)

Is this the space for YOUR ad??

 

If you want your business to be included in this newsletter, and are a financial member of the Darwin Chapter for 2007, please forward your business details to hogdarwin@gmail.com

 

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New QANTAS Logo:

 

Quickies Available Now in Toilet Ask Staff !!

 
 

 

 


 

DARWIN CHAPTER

LOCAL CHAPTER MEMBER ENROLMENT FORM AND RELEASE

 

Applicant’s Name:  

Residential Address:....................................................................................................................................

Postal Address:         ......................................................................................................................................

Telephone:                 ............................................................... (H):.............................................................. (W)

                                        ...................................................................................................................................... (Mobile)

Facsimile:                    ......................................................................................................................................

Email:                           ......................................................................................................................................

HOG Number:          Chapter #:                                   International #:...............................................

Expiration Date:        Local:   31 December 2007    International Expiry:.....................................

Chapter Name:          Darwin Chapter

Dealer City & State: Darwin NT

I have read the Annual charter for the HARLEY Owners Group® (H.O.G.) and hereby agree to abide by it as a member of this dealer sponsored chapter.

 

I recognise that while the Darwin Chapter is chartered with H.O.G., it remains a separate, independent entity solely responsible for its actions.

THIS IS A RELEASE, READ BEFORE SIGNING.

I agree that the Sponsoring Dealer, H.O.G., Harley-Davidson, Inc. Harley-Davidson Motor Company, and the Darwin Chapter and their respective officers, directors, employees and agents (hereinafter the “Released Parties”) shall not be liable or responsible for injury to me (including paralysis or death) or damage to property occurring during any H.O.G. or H.O.G. chapter activities, and resulting from acts or omissions occurring during the performance of the duties of the Released Parties, even where the injury or damage is caused by negligence (except wilful neglect). I understand and agree that all H.O.G. members and their guests participate voluntarily and at their own risk in all H.O.G. activities and I assume all risks of injury and damage arising out of the conduct of such activities. I release and hold Released Parties harmless for any injury or loss to my person or property which may result from my participation in H.O.G. activities and event(s). I understand that this means that I agree not to sue the Released Parties for any injury or resulting damage to myself or my property arising from, or in connection with, the performance of their Chapter duties in sponsoring, planning or conduction said event(s).

WAIVER OF RIGHTS UNDER STATUTES

I further agree to waive all benefits flowing from any statute which would negate or limit the scope of this Release, Indemnification and Assumption of Risk agreement. By signing this Release, I certify that I have read this Release and fully understand it and that I am not relying on any statement or representations made by the Released Parties.

 

Applicant’s signature:......................................................................................   Date:...................................................

 

Witness:..............................................................................................................   Date:...................................................

 

Local Dues Paid:   $25.00           Receipt No:..................................................   Date:...................................................

 

(Return form to your local Chapter by handing in at the next monthly meeting to the Treasurer or post to NT Motorcycle Centre

PO Box 39831, Winnellie, NT 0821)


 

 

 

Next Committee Meeting:

Date: 4th May 07

Where: Top End Upholsterers,

            18 Adams Road, Palmerston

When: 6:30 pm

 

 

 

National HOG Rally 2007

Nuriootpa beckons!

Barossa Valley SA!!

26-28 October 2007

 

 

Victoria State HOG Rally

2 – 4 November 07

 

 

 

Closing Date for the June Newsletter

Sunday 20th May 07